Grandpa


Home 1 Liners Zoo Jokes Bar Talk Blonde Comic Picture Page Computers. Cowboys Dan Rather Farmer FastWomen Grandpa Holiday Humor Hot Line! Just Jokes Kansas Marriage Men Nerd Jokes Now You Know Old Age Police Politics RedNeck Religion Sex Think Thoughts Voicemail War Humor What IF ? Wisdom Why? Women Jim Gibb.com

 

 

 

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The
little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He
says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole."

The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's
too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."

The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of
hairspray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a
board. Then he puts the worm back into the hole.

The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the
hairspray, and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later the
grandfather comes back out and hands the little boy another five
dollars.

The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five
dollars." The grandfather replies, "I know.  That's from your
grandma."

Click here to return!

 

Copyright 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013,2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018  JimGibb.com
 All rights reserved.
Revised: 01/11/18.